Definitions by T-Dog Jenkins

birkenstocks 

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

birkenstocks by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Chengdu 

(v.) to be a city with ten million people that nobody's ever heard of.

Omaha: Chengdu? Where the fuck is that?
Shanghai: it is in China. It has ten million people and a metropolitan area of thirty million.
Omaha: Shit, we only got 80,000 and everybody done heard of us.
Shanghai: well, you got omaha steaks.
Omaha: oh yeah, we do.
Chorus: hahahahahaha, strokes beard.

Chengdu by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

MIT 

(n.) The Georgia Tech of the North.

MIT is like DeVry on stilts.

MIT by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Methuen 

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methuen is a fucking shithole

Methuen is a shithole.

Methuen by T-Dog Jenkins January 16, 2005

Impossible Love

To not be unable to get to someone or thing

Impossible Love, I just can't get to you; Impossible Love, I'm so tangled up in blue.

Impossible Love by T-Dog Jenkins January 3, 2005

IHOP 

IHOP is America's Teahouse

IHOP is America's Teahouse.

IHOP by T-Dog Jenkins December 29, 2004

bloody mother 

hennessy and tomato juice.

Bloody Marys are for Honky mutha fuckas.
In the community, we drink bloody mothers.

We sat around the house, drinking bloody mothers, after finishing the poetry reading.

bloody mother by T-Dog Jenkins October 12, 2004