T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

TH White

A great English novelist, most widely renowned for his classic "The Once and Future King." That bitch JK Rowling has ripped him off to such an end that plagiarism charges should be brought up against her.
White went to Cambridge, where he is well known for trying to dick Tolkein. JRR had nothing of it.

TH White is a novelist. He is dead.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005

Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004

lint head

derogatory term for someone who works in a cotton mill.

If you don't get that GED, you gonna be a lint head your whole life. Wait, nevermind.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 13, 2005

blackdar

a radar used for detecting african americans.

wow, he must have a good blackdar. he realized that gary coleman is an african-american.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005

Vegan Whopper

A hearty dish now served with Ketchum.

Excuse me, waiter, my vegan whopper has a unibrow.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

y'alls

the extra plural form of y'all. Refers to at least ten people.

Y'alls in the same family? Well, I'll be switched!

by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005

The Honeys

Women who my dad watches naked who are not my mom. Typically, they come on Cinemax after 10 PM.

Hey Dad, Are you watching the Honeys again?

by T-Dog Jenkins June 27, 2004