2 definitions by Sylvia Plath
A Month long effort during November to grow out a beard through not shaving for the duration of the 30 days. It is almost exclusively undertaken by males. It is often undertaken by a clique or a few members of a friend group, but rarely by oneself. It holds large prominence on college campuses and amongst the older grades in high-school. Frequency and popularity of effort wanes in the ages above 22.
Look for it occurring among athletes, "ironic" kids, any person wishing to prove his masculinity, or those in pursuit of an easy conversation starter. Also be aware of scenesters, as they will invariably be pursuing this, and not let you forget it.
Look for it occurring among athletes, "ironic" kids, any person wishing to prove his masculinity, or those in pursuit of an easy conversation starter. Also be aware of scenesters, as they will invariably be pursuing this, and not let you forget it.
Impressionable Youth #1: "Hey, Why does Cool Elliot have all that patchy looking hair on his face? It look like shit."
Impressionable Youth #2: "Oh Man, its Novembeard!"
Impressionable Youth #1: "OMG! Awesome! That guy's hilarious!"
Impressionable Youth #2: "Oh Man, its Novembeard!"
Impressionable Youth #1: "OMG! Awesome! That guy's hilarious!"
by Sylvia Plath October 28, 2007
A Feminist response to all the sick perverted shit that men do to women during sexual intercourse.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
Girl 1: "My pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my pubes, so I gave him the ol' 'Angry Super Monkey Balls' routine!
Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
by Sylvia Plath November 2, 2007