Swollen Ostrich's definitions

pornomaginasm

having an orgasm while mastrubating to a pornographic magazine

John bought a Hustler and some KY to go home and have a pornomaginasm.

by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Sugar Daddy

Aye, check out the Canadian Bacon and BWAC hangin' out with those blazing sewage falcons.

by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003

bwac

big white american cowboy; used to define any slim white male over 6' who has a tendancy to yell "YEEHAWW" while slapping some girl's rear

by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003

sewage falcon

a level 2 dirty bird; not very attractive but horny as hell girl; 4+ beers recommended

Check out the sewage falcon in the low cut sequin top and leather miniskirt, get me a beer.

by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003