Swiffer Wet Jet's definitions

Dookenfuck

Fucking someone with your pants still on.

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!

by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020

Metamorphosit

A conversation that doesn’t go anywhere.

This kid’s metamorphosit didn’t add anything to the discussion.

by Swiffer Wet Jet March 26, 2020

Chocolate Chip Fuck

When you are fucking someone but there are chocolate chip sized poop chunks in your urethra.

Janet: Why are there poop chunks in my vagina?
Jerrod: Because Jeffrey chocolate chip fucked you.

by Swiffer Wet Jet April 3, 2020

Corona Navidad

A birthday that is during the corona quarantine.

Poor Jeff. He’s all alone on his Corona Navidad.

by Swiffer Wet Jet March 30, 2020

Double Nut Shot

Nutting on 2 girls at the same time.

I double nut shotted on Janis and Janet

by Swiffer Wet Jet April 6, 2020