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Definitions by Swiffer Wet Jet

Double Nut Shot 

I double nut shotted on Janis and Janet

Chocolate Chip Fuck 

When you are fucking someone but there are chocolate chip sized poop chunks in your urethra.
Janet: Why are there poop chunks in my vagina?
Jerrod: Because Jeffrey chocolate chip fucked you.

Corona Navidad 

A birthday that is during the corona quarantine.
Poor Jeff. He’s all alone on his Corona Navidad.

Dookenfuck 

Fucking someone with your pants still on.
Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!
Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020

Metamorphosit 

A conversation that doesn’t go anywhere.
This kid’s metamorphosit didn’t add anything to the discussion.