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Priuspism 

{noun} Pronunciation: PRI•us•pis•m //PREE-uss-pîz-imm//
Commercial Term, Disorder, or Health/Mental Condition. (1) State of human male over-joy at ownership of a Prius vehicle, expressed as a -- perhaps phantom or assumed -- prolonged erection lasting over 4 hours. (2) Clever amalgamation of "Prius" brand and "Priapism" stubborn penile hardening condition.
SweetPete's envirofascistic buddy Dan raves about owning his new Prius SO OFTEN, that one would assume he has a permanent Priuspism in his REI convertible hiking pants / zip-off shorts!

bluetoothshbag 

{noun} blu•TOOSHE•bag, Pronunciation: /blu-tóösche-bahg/
1. Slang. Anyone wearing a Bluetooth(R) ear-piece or ear-bud, that doesn't quite play the part of "cool." Amalgamation of "bluetooth" and "douchebag."
SweetPete mocks strangers that are bluetoothshbags, what with their ear-worn devices that are MEANT to insinuate, "I'm sooooo important lookittmeee," but such cranial adornments actually scream out, "I'm a loser yeay."

pop cherry 

(verb) To break, perforate, or puncture a female human's hymen tissue within her virginal vulva, most frequently by an erect penis or finger.
My 14-year old son is going to pop cherry tonight when he takes his girlfriend's virginity.
pop cherry by SweetPete SweetPete December 13, 2007

chwhoreleader 

An indiscriminant, slutty, poor, dirty girl who is usually self-centered and typically a flunker. She is school-aged and ranges from teenager to mid20s. She uses her cheer status to sleep around and mix it up every few days.
Mary like serially dates athletes at my school, one a week, she's such a chwhoreleader.
Shortened version of Lolita or lolicon which is Japanese anime/art depicting most often a young girl or preteen. The word lolicon is the synergy of 'Lolita' (see also, book by Nabakov) and the psychological word 'Complex.' <Alternative: Could be a play on the word lollipop...>
The lolli that the anime artist drew was flat-chested and big-eyed and tiny and in her panties.
lolli by SweetPete SweetPete June 4, 2007