Definitions by Sweats11537

GIO 

Acronym for Get It On!

This chick was eyeballing me all night. I’m about to GIO with her tonight!

GIO by Sweats11537 September 7, 2019

Touch of the Penis Head 

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.

Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”

Touch of the Penis Head by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

Sprouted Dick 

When you bread and deep fry your own penis.

I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.

Sprouted Dick by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

Druncle Buck 

When your Druncle swims between your legs and stands up causing you to be violently thrown into a body of water.

I was standing around in grandmas pool. My uncle decided to druncle buck me and almost threw me out of the pool!

Druncle Buck by Sweats11537 August 24, 2019

Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.

My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.

Anal Pledge by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017

crayon sharpener 

You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.

I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"

crayon sharpener by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017