Sweats11537's definitions

Sprouted Dick

When you bread and deep fry your own penis.

I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.

by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

DBAB

Acronym for Don’t Be A Bitch

Lindsay, DBAB. Have a period and leave me alone!

by Sweats11537 September 7, 2019

GIO

Acronym for Get It On!

This chick was eyeballing me all night. I’m about to GIO with her tonight!

by Sweats11537 September 7, 2019

Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.

My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.

by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017

Suck & Puff

When you suck a fart out of an ass with a straw (insert approximately 1/3rd of a straw length) and then blow the fart back into their face, through the straw.

Took girl named KY home from the bar. She proceeded to hit me with a suck & puff. That fart smelled and tasted like my dinner. Now we’re married.

by Sweats11537 April 22, 2023

Straight Taint

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.

Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.

by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023