My tummy still hurts from last night’s Butternut Squash. Linda pegged me last night but stuffed my balls in first.
by Sweats11537 January 01, 2020
I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.
by Sweats11537 September 01, 2019
by Sweats11537 September 07, 2019
by Sweats11537 September 07, 2019
by Sweats11537 September 01, 2019
You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.
I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"
by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017