Sweats11537's definitions

Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.

My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.

by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017

Reverse Santa

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.

Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!

by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019

Druncle Buck

When your Druncle swims between your legs and stands up causing you to be violently thrown into a body of water.

I was standing around in grandmas pool. My uncle decided to druncle buck me and almost threw me out of the pool!

by Sweats11537 August 24, 2019

EgoCock

When someone goes to extraordinary lengths to kiss somebody’s ass.

She’s in his office stroking his EgoCock.

by Sweats11537 December 14, 2019

Jody Promotion

It’s an Irish saying telling someone to go to hell so well that they enjoy the trip!

I can’t stand Laura. She slept with my husband. I think She deserves a Jody Promotion..

by Sweats11537 December 14, 2019

DBAB

Acronym for Don’t Be A Bitch

Lindsay, DBAB. Have a period and leave me alone!

by Sweats11537 September 7, 2019