When you suck a fart out of an ass with a straw (insert approximately 1/3rd of a straw length) and then blow the fart back into their face, through the straw.
Took girl named KY home from the bar. She proceeded to hit me with a suck & puff. That fart smelled and tasted like my dinner. Now we’re married.
by Sweats11537 April 22, 2023
Get the Suck & Puffmug. When your Druncle swims between your legs and stands up causing you to be violently thrown into a body of water.
I was standing around in grandmas pool. My uncle decided to druncle buck me and almost threw me out of the pool!
by Sweats11537 August 24, 2019
Get the Druncle Buckmug. When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.
Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!
by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019
Get the Reverse Santamug. by Sweats11537 September 7, 2019
Get the DBABmug. You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.
I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"
by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017
Get the crayon sharpenermug. by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023
Get the Straight Taintmug.