Scrape The Can

Scrape The Can means to take the last bit of energy out of you.

Just when I thought I was done my work day, the client insisted I do more work for less pay. This client just loves to scrape the can with me.

At the end of the day, there is always that one kid who will scrape the can.

by suzgirl February 10, 2017

Wondoroffice

Your private little office space where you are at peace to wonder.

She entered her Wondoroffice, closed the door and immediately felt peace restored into her body. It was in her Wondoroffice she was able to breathe, create, compose, and recapture.

by suzgirl September 13, 2021

Momjunk

Momjunk are all the little things Moms need to feel and know to be content and loved.

Mom asked me to call her as soon as my plane landed, that's her Momjunk. As soon as I got my grade, I had to tell my Mom to fill her Momjunk. Right after the team try-outs, I called Mom to let her know how it went, yup, more Momjunk.

by suzgirl September 13, 2021

Address Adultress

When your spouse claims to not be having an affair. However, a wedding invitation is delivered to your home addressed to your spouse and some other random person's name on it. Not my name, but my address! What the hell?

My spouse is an Address Adultress as a wedding invitation was delivered to our home. My spouse's name was on it and some random person's name too. Not my name Buddy?

by suzgirl April 11, 2019

obtusnoxious

When a person behaves both totally obnoxious and disgustingly obtuse at the same time.

That woman is completely obnoxious and intolerably obtuse. She is constantly boasts about all the expensive things she buys, luxury vacations she goes on, and all the money she can't possibly spend. She is oblivious to the needs and limits of other people and is completely obtusnoxious.

by suzgirl January 22, 2019

Friendcierge

A Friendcierge is that great friend who will advise you on everything. Where to go, what to do, what to buy, what's hot and not, what's cool and not so cool. They wil gladly provide solid advice on just about everything and you value their opinion. A great friend with great advice.

So i called my Friendcierge and she advised me to buy expensive designer shoes, which I couldn't afford. Years later, I'm still wearing and loving them. They were worth every penny! Great Advice from a Great Friend.

by suzgirl October 30, 2021

Chocolatologist

A person who is an expert on everything chocolate sexy and chocolate loving.

I just love how the chocolate drips off the edge of your chin. As a Chocolatologist, I will need to slowly lick it off.

by Suzgirl March 17, 2023