Suspicious T's definitions

The goblin man

The goblin man refers to that one friend everyone has, who when he smokes becomes a full blow goblin. You will find the goblin man often will steal your food and will always wear shades and a hood.

Suspicious T: Ffs hes the goblin man

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

Let me do my business

When your ketty as fuck and nobody will let you just get on with your business

Stan *ties laces*
Archie *starts filming*
Stan: “Let me do my business”

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

Jasper moment

Getting drunk and dragging people you don’t like outside for a “chat”

Jasper: Kaz come outside now!!

*grabs Kaz by the shirt*
Everyone else: that was Jasper moment

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

Bugger and piss

The chief goblin and golumite snowy Kie invented this phrase after he buggered and pissed 8 times in one day

*enters room*
Bugger and Piss!!

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021