Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Susan Sisco Kid

MOMipulator

This defines a mom who takes manipulation to a whole new level--the way only moms can so effortlessly do!

My MOMipulator doesn't even have to say a word to send me into a guilt frenzy!

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A flip phone owner who pretends to know things by using the smartphones of others.

Bob, a flip phone owner, frequently pretends to know information by constantly asking Cindy to look thinks up on her smartphone. He is a flospher.

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A person who posts prolifically.

I swear that Cynthia Ann is a postaphile--she can't go five minutes without posting something!

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