consent

Your spouse giving you permission to fuck him/her
When it's consentual, sex is the best thing ever, without consent it's unforgivable!
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cneeze

When you cough and sneeze at the same time
I've got this viral infection and I cneeze a lot
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massive

That’s massive on ya!
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Mao

A guy who motivated peasants to kill 2 million landlords because he’s a badass!
Mao is based
by Supreme Leader of Fucking September 18, 2020
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Suicide

Man's way of telling God "You can't fire me, I quit"!
I once tried to commit suicide by hanging myself using a bungee cord. I kept on almost dying. I told my psychiatrist I was having suicidal thoughts, he told me from now on I had to pay in advance - Rodney Dangerfeild
by Supreme Leader of Fucking April 30, 2020
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