Summerbees's definitions

Clampt Chowder

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

by Summerbees November 3, 2011

Autofake

A condition a person has whenever they see something online that's cool, unique, or unbelievable and they automatically think its staged, set up, or misleading.

You're just being autofake cuz its awesome and you didn't think of it.

by Summerbees November 24, 2013

Gator Posts

As in instigator. Instigating posts made intentionally to piss you off. Not to be confused with trolls and their damn trolling, gator posts are done by someone PRETENDING to be against something. A gator touches a keyboard to push buttons for control of your mind or a thread.

Those "Justin Beiber is gay!" gator posts are from his biggest secret admirers!

by Summerbees February 14, 2012

Hoshow

Opposite of a sausage party. A party or place with a lotta girls, but they got a look that makes you question their health.

Yeah, Timmie says there's a lotta girls there, but I know it's just a hoshow.

by Summerbees June 8, 2012

Booty Balance

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.

by Summerbees December 16, 2011

Dumbell boy

A guy in a relationship who keeps dealing with a woman's baggage.

He's just being a dumbell boy until he gets into her room.

by Summerbees June 8, 2012

I-phoney

People who just get the latest I-Phone without even considering any other phone on the market. They might like another brand more had they looked into it, but they don't care. They only need the I-Phone. Includes app developers who only design programs for I-Phones and completely ignore the entire Android OS as if it were a third world market.

Greg would love all the options on the HTC but he's an I-phoney.

I was trying to explain a widget to this I-phoney but they were looking at me like I was the crazy one!

by Summerbees November 15, 2011