Definitions by Sugar Bear Bill

Amazon Shits

You know you do it. It's when you're at work and shop Amazon while you're taking a dump. This medical condition normally only lasts about 15 minutes or til the bank sends you a confirmation email asking if the purchases charged to your account are legit

Brad was so discouraged by his worn out socks that he came down with the Amazon Shits.

Amazon Shits by Sugar Bear Bill December 3, 2020

Whatizit Scott 

Popularized by the finest citizens of Indiana, this is the nickname used when someone's coworker(s) consume too much alcohol the night before and still have a buzzing sensation in their ears which causes temporary deafness. The hungover employee gets asked a question and his answer is always "whatizit?".

Whatizit Scott

Brad: Did you use the right bolts on that running board?

Scott: Whatizit?

Whatizit Scott by Sugar Bear Bill December 1, 2020

shit canned brad 

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

shit canned brad by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020