Definitions by Sue Honey

numfutz 

Someone who has their thumb up their ass and generally has no clue what is going on...sounds much better than dumb f#@%!

When she asked her husband to help with cleaning house, he acted like a numfutz.

numfutz by Sue Honey December 22, 2009

boobage 

The overflow of breasts out of a bra. Can be in the cups, under the arms, or just general back fat.

The color of the blouse was pretty, but the excess boobage ruined the look.

boobage by Sue Honey December 22, 2009