Definitions by Suck ma jewce

double fisting 

1. Two girls, one guy
2. One girl, two holes

Guy: That girl is such a slut, she's totaly down for the cause. Of double fisting.

double fisting by suck ma jewce June 3, 2009

gin and jewce 

When a rabbi and or someone of Jewish decent gets drunk. perferably off gin.

Guy 1: did you go to synogogue yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah I did. The rabbi was shmammered. He must have been sippin on gin and jewce.

gin and jewce by suck ma jewce April 26, 2009

SMT

acronym for "Squeeze ma titties"
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Yo dat bro ova der was fiiiine. I wanna tell him to SMT and then he can be all like SMD

SMT by Suck ma jewce April 23, 2009

NDTF

acronym for "not down to fuck"

Guy 1: yo Ian, wanna buy some doorags and smoke some cron cron?
Ian: Nah b, NDTF. I is not gangsta enough.

NDTF by suck ma jewce April 21, 2009

fag 

1. A cigarette
2. A homosexual man

Guy 1: Yo. Do you have a fag?
Guy 2: Which kind?
Guy 1: What's the difference. You can suck on both of them.

fag by suck ma jewce March 31, 2009