Submitters of Words's definitions

Catch 22

A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules

The following is a rather common Catch 22,

Conservatives usually claim one of two things about liberals:
1) They're so open-minded their brains have fallen out
2) They're close-minded hypocrites who are only tolerant of opinions they agree with.
Clearly, these two points of view cannot be reconciled. Therefore I've dubbed it the Anti-Liberal Catch-22.
I mean, which one is it then? Overly open minded idiots or closed-minded hypocrites?
Make up your minds, conservatives!

by Submitters of Words June 23, 2011

Impussible

Slang for a girl who just won't give it up.

Guy #1: I've been with her for over a year, and we still haven't had sex. She's impussible! What do I do??

Guy #2: Tool

by Submitters of Words January 19, 2011

Norweigistan

The new word for Norway now that it's being overrun by Muslims

Norweigistan is just one of several European countries being overrun by Muslims at the moment

by Submitters of Words August 15, 2011

UrbanOpinions

a better and more accurate name for this site

This place is called urban"dictionary"? Ha. Good one.
Urbanopinions isn't neccesarily a pejorative, it's just a reflection of the truth

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Antipasti

The FSM version of the antichrist

Also known as "antipasta".

The antipasti will surely doom us all...

by Submitters of Words April 28, 2011

Obama Got Osama

Will probably be the rallying cry of Obama supporters come the 2012 campaign.

Obama Got Osama...it's awfully embarrassing for the Bush administration, too, considering the massive amount of time and money they put into the "war on terror" over eight long years.

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Reincarnation

Would be very cool if there was a way for it to actually work.

I'd take reincarnation over eternal boredom/torture any day of the week.

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011