Submitters of Words's definitions

Dog bless you

The atheist way of saying "God Bless You". Self-explanatory really

It's meant in jest, of course..what, you couldn't guess that? Dog bless you!

by Submitters of Words March 30, 2011

No Child's Behind Left

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens

"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.

by Submitters of Words May 13, 2011

Keep an open mind

Usually what lying quacks (as if there's any other kind) will tell you in an attempt to trick you into buying their bullshit

Keep an open mind, snake oil works wonders as long as you want it too!

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011

de facto virgin

Someone who has only slept with prostitutes. Probably suffers from a lot of social anxiety/social isolation. Not necessarily ugly/fat. Often lives a sheltered existence. In said person's desperation, he sometimes seeks the companionship/instant gratification of hookers.

May as well be a virgin.

Tim has paid for sex but has never had sex with a real girl before.

Tim is a de facto virgin.

by Submitters of Words March 26, 2017

Wanna have sex?

The singlemost effective pickup line in existence. Try it.

Think about it: You cut right to the chase. Ok sure, statistically, only 1 in 100 women will say yes. And you might get some people mad along the way. But it's still a time saver since you don't have to indulge in any long conversation/pointless flirting etc.
Also, you'll be surprised at how many women appreciate the frank honesty associated with it. No games!
So, whaddya say?
Wanna have sex?

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Cosmic Babysitter

God, according to Republicans.

According to the Republicans, global warming is a non-issue because even if it's real, their Cosmic Babysitter will drop in and save them in the end. Yippeeeeee!

by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011

Impussible

Slang for a girl who just won't give it up.

Guy #1: I've been with her for over a year, and we still haven't had sex. She's impussible! What do I do??

Guy #2: Tool

by Submitters of Words January 19, 2011