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Reincarnation

Would be very cool if there was a way for it to actually work.
I'd take reincarnation over eternal boredom/torture any day of the week.
by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011
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Asantist

The correct term for someone who does not believe in the existence of Santa.

Most people above the ages of 6 or 7 years old, basically.
Most people are by default asantists, although I've met a few who believed well into their high school years!
by Submitters of Words June 22, 2011
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brunette bombshell

That's how I see it, anyway.
Brunette bombshells rock!
by Submitters of Words July 11, 2011
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Asanta

A person who lacks a belief in the existence of Santa

Most people above the ages of 6 or 7 years old, basically.
Most people are by default asantas, although I've met a few who believed well into their high school years!
by Submitters of Words April 18, 2011
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Religious people

People who assume that just because the universe exists, it must been have crafted especially for us.

They also assume it must have a purpose. In their desperation for said purpose, they are willing to ignore all evidence to the contrary of the validity of their dogmatic teachings. Such denial often results in much hilarity (see Creationism).

If that weren't enough, they go further in assuming the fantastic privilege of an afterlife, when no such evidence for one exists.
Ah, religious people...no wonder they used to think all the planets revolved around the Earth!

If the word anthropocentric doesn't fit in just perfectly here, I don't know what does.
by Submitters of Words April 21, 2011
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Angry Atheist

Someone who has the guts to stand up to and criticize some aspects of religion, which for some reason or another remains a complete taboo in our society.
Notice how critics of capitalism aren't called "angry socialists", critics of modern liberalism aren't (or at least shouldn't be) called angry conservatives, etc.
Whenever someone deals with religion, however, he must don kid gloves.
Of course, there will always be those immature twats who take it to the extreme- i admit Brian Flemming is probably one of them. But you still shouldn't discount every one of their messages - keep an open mind! (though not too much so)
It should be noted that the vast majority of religion-critics don't "hate" religion - they're just tired of its near-immunity to criticism and debate.
Outside of religion, cutting off a baby boy's foreskin is most often seen as despicable and wrong. But once the protective shelter of faith is granted, it becomes a taboo to say anything about it.
Another example: the drug peyote is normally illegal, but some native americans out west are allowed to use it for one of their religious rituals - also, voodoo worshippers of a certain haitian-american sect are allowed to sacrifice certain animals (i'm not making this up)
It's weird how the moment the "faith" cover is given, a person's actions are suddenly almost off limits. Somehow, we've just agreed as a society that that's how we should work. And anyone who questions this norm is quickly labeled an "angry atheist".

Odd, don't ya think?
by Submitters of Words August 7, 2011
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Illiterate

I just love it when grammar nazis misspell illiterate...
by Submitters of Words July 7, 2011
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