Definitions by Stupid White Honky

tappy-flitties 

- Flappy titties. - Saggy boobs.

(think: tig'o bitties = big'o titties)
"That old lady had some major tappy-flitties!"

tappy-flitties by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

talk to a tree 

When you're camping and you go pee out in the open, or on a tree.

"Hold on guys, I have to go talk to a tree right quick."

talk to a tree by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

Vag Master 

A guy who is out to get the pussy 24/7, no matter what the cost. - A tool who uses his queer sense of style to hypnotize women into jocking him. - A lame-ass strait guy who wears pink shirts, frayed designer jeans, pointy leather shoes(or Steve Madden shoes) and waxes his eyebrows and ass hair.

"Tyler would rather go shopping with Brittany on his day off than race go-carts with his homies - what a Vag Master!"

Vag Master by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

talk to a bear 

When you're camping and you have to shit so bad that you walk off with some t.p. and squat next to a tree and poo.

"You guys have any t.p.? - cause I gotta go and talk to a bear!!"

talk to a bear by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006