Stupid White Honky's definitions

talk to a tree

When you're camping and you go pee out in the open, or on a tree.

"Hold on guys, I have to go talk to a tree right quick."

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

talk to a bear

When you're camping and you have to shit so bad that you walk off with some t.p. and squat next to a tree and poo.

"You guys have any t.p.? - cause I gotta go and talk to a bear!!"

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

tappy-flitties

- Flappy titties. - Saggy boobs.

(think: tig'o bitties = big'o titties)
"That old lady had some major tappy-flitties!"

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

Vag Master

A guy who is out to get the pussy 24/7, no matter what the cost. - A tool who uses his queer sense of style to hypnotize women into jocking him. - A lame-ass strait guy who wears pink shirts, frayed designer jeans, pointy leather shoes(or Steve Madden shoes) and waxes his eyebrows and ass hair.

"Tyler would rather go shopping with Brittany on his day off than race go-carts with his homies - what a Vag Master!"

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006