Definitions by Stupid Freshman Club

garbanzo 

A way of saying something is terrible, garbage, trash, etc.

Jorge: Did you see me playing at the basketball game last night? I missed all my shots! Absolute garbanzo.
Michael: Yeah bro, you were trash out there.

garbanzo by Stupid Freshman Club November 10, 2018

William Henry Harrison 

Some president who did nothing but die once he became president. Easily the most useless guy in United States history.

History Teacher: "Yeah, so all you need to know about William Henry Harrison is that he died because he spent too much time outside."

Student: "What a dumbass president."

William Henry Harrison by Stupid Freshman Club October 14, 2018

Trophy Grandma 

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."

Trophy Grandma by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018