135 definitions by Stupid Af

Me

The best motherfucker there is.

Not you.

Me. I am better than all of you.

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

Name Definition

pointless type of definition used 99% of time to make the person with the name reading that happy

sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it

Guy 1: *searches name definition* Alright. John.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM😳😳😳💖💖💖💖💖💖
Guy 1: stfu.

by Stupid Af July 18, 2021

Atheist

90% of Urban Dictionary users or 90% of the human population

Atheists are pretty controversial

by Stupid Af July 25, 2021

iCup

Apples latest invention, the iCup.
This cup can fill your desired liquid efficiently for you, without the need of a hand. Very electronic, quick, easy etc. Buy now, for a small cost of $34,999.99¢!

The iCup is the shit of all of Apple and the history of technology.

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

Captain Underpants

The most fucking sexy superhero ever. Wears underwear, screams TRA LA LA LA LA, can leap tall buildings without a wedgie, and wears a red blanket. In just a snap, he can turn from me in 30 years, to the man that all the girls will lay. He is truly the shit. He also has some little bitches named George and Harold who think that they can still his fame, but they're both wrong. He will go down in comic book history as the fucking hottest bald fatboy flying underwear-wearing caped chad superhero ever.

Chad: "Damn. I wish I was Captain Underpants

by Stupid Af June 20, 2021

Stupid Af

some loser on the internet that reads and posts urban definitions for fun

Stupid Af: Hi I Am Stupid Af And Im A Loser Probably I Dont Know I Dont Care But Whatever.
Guy 1: Why Are You Typing Like This.

by Stupid Af July 18, 2021

Susan

Mega Karen. That they were so Karen they couldn't even be called a Karen anymore. They need a whole new name for this species.

Woman on video: *freaks out and screams the loudest possible with a slight accident*
Video: *gets uploaded*
Guy 1 in the comments: yo shes an ultra ultra ultra maximum karen
Guy 2 in the comments: nah dude shes a susan at that point
*guy 1 gets instantly ratioed*

by Stupid Af July 21, 2021