Stupid Af's definitions

Me

The best motherfucker there is.

Not you.

Me. I am better than all of you.

by Stupid Af June 27, 2021

cackle

When you wheeze so hard, just cackles come out.

i cackled once

by Stupid Af July 29, 2021

urbanfuckingdictionary

Urbanfuckingdictionary but fucking with fuck, a fucking in the fucking middle

Urbanfuckingdictionary, fuck, is fucking the fucking most fucking popular fucking slang fucking dictionary.

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body

Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?

by Stupid Af July 14, 2021

wow!! such poggers!!

expression when someone does a very memeable thing, like having 10 kids locked in their basement

man 1: i have 10 kids in my basement.

man2: wow!! such poggers!!

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

online quiz

some bs article on buzzfeed or some other pseudo that is named some shit like "which dog species are you, take this quiz!!!!" or "are you gay, answer all questions accurately to find out!!!!!!" no one really cares besides little shits who still think fart jokes are funny, which is why they make them because 90% of the internet is little shits who still think fart jokes are funny

Me: "I'm bored." *goes on buzzfeed* *finds online quiz*
quiz: which power ranger are you, take this quirky quiz!!!!!!
Me: "stfu" *clicks on it anyway*

by Stupid Af July 19, 2021

Crackers

A “derogatory” term founded by white supremacists, to seem like they’re oppressed, when they’re really not. This has backfired, as when most of the time when people use the term, they use it sarcastically or in a satire way.

White guy: *just there*
Person: crackers lul you rasicts!!!!!!!!!
White guy: *facepalm*

by Stupid Af June 23, 2021