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Mega Karen. That they were so Karen they couldn't even be called a Karen anymore. They need a whole new name for this species.
Woman on video: *freaks out and screams the loudest possible with a slight accident*
Video: *gets uploaded*
Guy 1 in the comments: yo shes an ultra ultra ultra maximum karen
Guy 2 in the comments: nah dude shes a susan at that point
*guy 1 gets instantly ratioed*
Susan by Stupid Af July 20, 2021

Sandbitch 

A woman that acts good at one person, then the complete opposite to another. Usually for manipulative practices.
See Two-Face.
sandbitch is a bastardization of two-face which is a bastardization of manipulative which is a bastardization of making people feel or do stuff for your personal need
Sandbitch by Stupid Af July 20, 2021

Things couldn't get any worse

A magical phrase that makes things get worse.
Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.

Watermelon Sugar

A Watermelon Sugar is a piece of content that is stuck on trending for atleast 12 hours.
back then: oh boy i cant wait to go into urban dictionary! lets go on the trending page! *sees something new* oh! motorcycle river is on trending!
now: watermelon sugar is 1st? just a normal day
Watermelon Sugar by Stupid Af July 19, 2021

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online quiz 

some bs article on buzzfeed or some other pseudo that is named some shit like "which dog species are you, take this quiz!!!!" or "are you gay, answer all questions accurately to find out!!!!!!" no one really cares besides little shits who still think fart jokes are funny, which is why they make them because 90% of the internet is little shits who still think fart jokes are funny
Me: "I'm bored." *goes on buzzfeed* *finds online quiz*
quiz: which power ranger are you, take this quirky quiz!!!!!!
Me: "stfu" *clicks on it anyway*
online quiz by Stupid Af July 19, 2021

We the Sus Music 

A poggers YouTube music group that makes sussy music. Famous mainly for Dream - Mask (Official Sus Remix), but makes other music too. You should check them out
Guy 1: "Whos your favorite Group?"
Guy 2: "We the Sus Music."
Guy 1: "I bet you pour in the cereal before the milk, don't you?"
We the Sus Music by Stupid Af July 18, 2021