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Knob-Cheese

<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang

The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.
BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"
by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005
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Aint

<negative third person singular> Chiefly American Colloquial Contraction

A single word that is equivalent to other words such as:
1) Am not
2) Are not
3) Is not

==> Most likely originated in the Southern States of America as it flows easily with their accent but has now been used in many places around the world.
"I aint going."
"We aint going."
"He aint going."
by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005
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Get in

<interjection> Chiefly British;

1) Expression of victory or happiness of the result of a given situation.

Get in (there)
2) Phrase used to encourage another to do something dangerous or exciting, usually when they show signs of wanting to do it anyway.
1)
CARL: "Here, Pete! Jenny says she wants to give you a hand-job."
PETE: "Get in! Where is she?"

2)
JENNY: "You like that?"
PETE: "Oh yeah, harder bitch! HARDER!"
<enter Pete's friends>
PETE'S FRIEND: "Haha, whoa! Get in there, lad!"
PETE'S FRIEND 2: "Ogh, that's fucking sick..."
by Stuart Fletcher February 5, 2005
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<==8

Internet representation;

A series of characters set out to represent the male genitalia.

'<' is the head of the penis.
'==' is the shaft of the penis.
'8' is the scrotum and testes.
INTERN00B: "Charleeeeeyyy!"
CHARLY: "What?"
INTERN00B: "Look what I can do! <==8"
CHARLY: "Is that meant to be a cock?"
INTERN00B: "YEAH, look! {@} <==8"
CHARLY: "Wow."
INTERN00B: "Hehehehehehehehehe ;p;"
by Stuart Fletcher February 8, 2005
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Mind Smile

<noun> Slang;

When someone chatting to you on the internet says something funny enough to make you laugh in real life but isn't worthy of you laughing whilst on your own, so you just smile in your mind.
Edgar: "lol, so it was wank!"
Thomas: "lol, yeah..." *mind smile*
by Stuart Fletcher February 8, 2005
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{@}

Internet representation;

Three symbols in series made to represent the female genitalia when typing in internet chatrooms etc. The parentheses are to indicate the labia majora and the @ is intended to represent the labia minora and the vaginal passage.
GREG: "Reet."
HAROLD: "OMGHAHAHAHLOOK {@}!!!!"
GREG: "Is that a vagina?"
HAROLD: "HAHAHAHAHAHAOMGOMGOMGLOLLMAO"
GREG: <this user appears to be offline>
by Stuart Fletcher February 9, 2005
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Swot

1) <verb> To Swot; Revision undertaken preceding an examination.

2) <noun> (Offensive Slang) Swot; A person who values his education at least three times more than his social life and his teacher at least three times more than his friends, hypothetically.

3) <Anagram> (Business Terminology) S.W.O.T.; An analysis of a business's position comparing with other similar businesses in order to identify their Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats.
1) "I was swotting up all night last night for this exam. I should walk it."

2) "Ken is such a fucking Swot, he's always up that teacher's arse."

3) "Peters, I want that S.W.O.T. analysis in for noon tomorrow, please."
by Stuart Fletcher February 10, 2005
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