55 definitions by Stuart

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Damn ass good rapper who made the song:
"Lay your body down - Pretty Willie"
D/L it, 10 stars
I'ma go to the Pretty Willie concert out in St. Louis.
by Stuart October 04, 2003
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A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.
Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!
by Stuart October 13, 2003
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a yummy food used when you are at war to throw at the bad guys and to harness its power to blow up Japan
A high tech nuclear battle suit that will be used in the war between the Aliens from mars and the Earthlings of 2223
by Stuart December 18, 2003
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Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.
Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.

Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.

Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.
by Stuart June 03, 2005
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Created by a man called Bagimodo of the shire (Warwickshire) to initially describe the internet.
"I don't know where to buy my computer from"

"Have a look on the Pojangonet"

It is now widley used by those who know it, but for many other purposes.

As a sign of frustration

"OH Pojango"

Often if someone can't think of a word they will use Pojango in it's place

"You know that thing, the erm....erm....Pojango"

If something is high or drunk

"That guy is Pojangoed"
"that guy is out of his Pojango"

I'm sure this word will ecumulate more and more definitions by the day which is why it makes a truly, truley Pojango of a word!!
by Stuart February 04, 2005
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