toomule

A tiny circular piece of fiber, often found in in the carpet of play or otherwise recreational rooms, which is oftentimes used as a cock ring for LegoPeople.

I found a toomule while playing with Legos. I tried it on, but now it hurts badly and I cant get it off.

by Strokes McGee July 30, 2008

C Slap

Also, to slap someone's cock with one's face. This is derived from Einstein's Theory of General Relativity.

Wait... did she C Slap you? What a bitch! You should give her a White Christmas.

by Strokes McGee April 26, 2006

Toomule

A strange, almost microscopic circular piece of fiber that appears to be some kind of plastic, possibly used as a cockring or choker for gnomes, pixies, or Legopeople.

My Lego dude's sportin' a toomule for his night out at the red light district.

by Strokes McGee April 26, 2006