Definitions by String Theory Sally

furchy 

Fat churchy. This is a religious Karen who is also fat while screaming about their obscure version of the bible.

Margaret Perrin was the furchy on that episode of Trading Spouses embarrassing her whole family.

furchy by String Theory Sally December 16, 2023

furchie 

Fat Churchy. Best example is Margarite Perrin from Trading Spouses. Insane behavior in the name of fake Christianity, people who cherry pick from the big book of bad ideas, and somehow these Karens are also always fat.

That furchie wants to lecture me about god, but she weighs 300 lbs, so she missed the part about the body being a temple.

furchie by String Theory Sally December 16, 2023

Prayer Basket 

A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.

If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.

Prayer Basket by String Theory Sally July 5, 2018