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Definitions by Stretched asshole

A small, fiery, over sexed man that resembles an angry hobbit. Usually talks nonsense about sex.
Look at that Dominic. He wants to get laid in his hobbit hole
Dominic by Stretched asshole March 5, 2024
Everyone wants to take a Dale home to meet their mother. Charming, handsome, intelligent, polite.

However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.

When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
Dale by Stretched asshole March 5, 2024