frozen titanic

When you’re holding a ice cold beer and switch hands to start masterbaiting

Levi gave himself a frozen titanic.

by Streensley December 16, 2020

blue stranger

When you hold your hand in ice water until it turns blue then rubbing one out

I caught Jake giving himself a blue stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

red stranger

Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

The buckeye plunger

When your having anal sex with a women from Ohio and you pull out to fast and she shits all over you.

Jake did the buckeye plunger to hoppers mom.

by Streensley May 23, 2021