Stonemason 's definitions

Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.

Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.

by StoneMason August 12, 2012

Frosted nipples

nipples that have been chilled to the point were they are rock hard

dude that snow storm was so crazy i got frosted nipples

by stonemason September 26, 2008

Fagumentary

A documentary that appeals to a gay audience.

My wife and I came across a fagumentary last night Netflix about gay pioneers and decided to watch it.

by Stonemason June 29, 2025