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Definitions by Stickyyy fingers

maz kanata 

A really old slightly creepy orange alien, with glasses, from Star Wars.
Maz Kanata is slightly creepy.

captain phasma 

Captain of The First Order, who trains stormtroopers, like the loyal TR-8R and the traitorous FN-2187.The attempted new Boba Fett of the Star Wars sequels. She has a cold voice, a posh accent and a heart of lead. She has a stormtrooper-style armor, but made of chromium, so it is actually useful. She is also precise when shooting. She hates smelly traitors like FN-2187, who called her a chrome dome, and threw her down a garbage chute. She is assumed dead after thrown into the burning remains of the Supremacy. She also has a badass cape and a spear-thingy and a blaster.
Finn: mate, today I got owned by Captain Phasma.
Poe: Serves you right for calling her a chrome dome.
A spherical badass droid in the sequels of the Star Wars saga. He is buds with R2-D2.He has several weapons at his disposal, such as a taser and a literally lit blowtorch. He doesn't walk, he rolls, since he is spherical, which is the most awe-inspiring, beautiful and memeable way of moving. He Is white & orange, with a surprisingly cute and peng lense/eye. He is Poe Dameron's co-pilot and best bud, and can steal a freighter with the help of a defect stormtrooper that is accompanied by a female scavenger. He can only talk in droid language (binary) but we're sure that if he could talk, Star Wars would be even morebeautiful. His arch-enemy is the fiendish droid BB-9E. He always flies with Poe Dameron in his x-wing, and fixes it for him in emergencies. May The Maker bless his circuits.
Poe: When I mess up everything, I rely on BB-8 to fix my x-wing.
BB8: (in droid language) Yeah , by jamming my dome head in all of ur circuits, lol.
bb8 by Stickyyy fingers May 25, 2018