The Russian act of passing gas or shitting on the pillow of another individual in the hope that they will wake up with conjunctafunk (pink eye).
Sergei: "You fucking bitch Olga I've got the conjunktafunk in both eyes!"
Olga: "That's what you get for enjoying all of that Russian vodka and having sex with the multiple prostitutes in the refrigerator boxes by the Kremlin!"
Sergei: "You putin'd me! You shit on my pillow for 4 hours straight!"
Olga: "Go to Siberia!"(the american version of saying go to hell!)
Olga: "That's what you get for enjoying all of that Russian vodka and having sex with the multiple prostitutes in the refrigerator boxes by the Kremlin!"
Sergei: "You putin'd me! You shit on my pillow for 4 hours straight!"
Olga: "Go to Siberia!"(the american version of saying go to hell!)
by Steven Sinski February 12, 2014
A way of describing a girl that is extremely hot from the boobs up and extremely unattractive from below the boobs down.
"Yeah my sister Laura, She's An 82. So naturally, I would!"
"That college bitch would send me nude pics and I thought damn she was hot! She would then get naked, I would look down, and think what the fuck have I gotten myself into! She's An 82"
"That college bitch would send me nude pics and I thought damn she was hot! She would then get naked, I would look down, and think what the fuck have I gotten myself into! She's An 82"
by Steven Sinski January 21, 2014
A term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical "boner"
Andy: Shut up bitch I am trying to watch the Olympics!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!
by Steven Sinski February 07, 2014
The act of opening a bottle of champagne and lowering it to let the contents depart from the bottle all over a pair of glorious breast.
President of A&M at Graduation: William Clannagan with a Degree in Engineering Dildos
William Clannagan: I'm gonna pour champagne on bitches titties!!!
William Clannagan: I'm gonna pour champagne on bitches titties!!!
by Steven Sinski May 17, 2011