4 definitions by Steven Sinski
The Russian act of passing gas or shitting on the pillow of another individual in the hope that they will wake up with conjunctafunk (pink eye).
Sergei: "You fucking bitch Olga I've got the conjunktafunk in both eyes!"
Olga: "That's what you get for enjoying all of that Russian vodka and having sex with the multiple prostitutes in the refrigerator boxes by the Kremlin!"
Sergei: "You putin'd me! You shit on my pillow for 4 hours straight!"
Olga: "Go to Siberia!"(the american version of saying go to hell!)
Olga: "That's what you get for enjoying all of that Russian vodka and having sex with the multiple prostitutes in the refrigerator boxes by the Kremlin!"
Sergei: "You putin'd me! You shit on my pillow for 4 hours straight!"
Olga: "Go to Siberia!"(the american version of saying go to hell!)
by Steven Sinski February 12, 2014
A way of describing a girl that is extremely hot from the boobs up and extremely unattractive from below the boobs down.
"Yeah my sister Laura, She's An 82. So naturally, I would!"
"That college bitch would send me nude pics and I thought damn she was hot! She would then get naked, I would look down, and think what the fuck have I gotten myself into! She's An 82"
"That college bitch would send me nude pics and I thought damn she was hot! She would then get naked, I would look down, and think what the fuck have I gotten myself into! She's An 82"
by Steven Sinski January 21, 2014
A term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical "boner"
Andy: Shut up bitch I am trying to watch the Olympics!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!
by Steven Sinski February 7, 2014
The act of opening a bottle of champagne and lowering it to let the contents depart from the bottle all over a pair of glorious breast.
President of A&M at Graduation: William Clannagan with a Degree in Engineering Dildos
William Clannagan: I'm gonna pour champagne on bitches titties!!!
William Clannagan: I'm gonna pour champagne on bitches titties!!!
by Steven Sinski May 17, 2011