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Definitions by Steven Herraiz

truck in a dress 

a mannish, squat-bodied, women of large stature who wears frilly, feminine dresses (sometimes against their will) to funerals weddings. Often sporting a short hairsyle, lesbianism assumed.
Check out that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!
truck in a dress by Steven Herraiz January 30, 2008

truck in a dress 

an overweight, mannish woman of any age wearing i
a frilly, femine dress, possibly against her will, like a wedding, church, or funeral. Lesbianism assumed.
Get a load of that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!
truck in a dress by Steven Herraiz January 28, 2008
an emphatic "no,"used when 'no' does not accrately show one's displeasure
"You want me to shave your back? NAIRNT!"
nairnt by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008
originally from the game of whiffle ball, specifically the sound the hollow plastic bat makes when one swings hard and misses the ball.
Also, it means to fail badly at a very simple task. This is a big put down.
"I can't believe you whiffed on that pop quiz. It was just one question. I thought everyone knew who Nixon was."
whiff by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008