whiff

originally from the game of whiffle ball, specifically the sound the hollow plastic bat makes when one swings hard and misses the ball.
Also, it means to fail badly at a very simple task. This is a big put down.
"I can't believe you whiffed on that pop quiz. It was just one question. I thought everyone knew who Nixon was."
by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008
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trawling for skank

desperately sex with someone you wouldn't normally not seek sex from because you have failed repeatedly and the night is almost over
It was 2 AM and i had no luck and I hit on everyone in the club. I'm in the parking lot and see this beastly creature and, so, yeah, I was trawling for skank.
by Steven Herraiz March 07, 2014
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sportsumption

the assumption one makes that another person is a fan of a current sport, usually made during a major event in the sport
So my boss said, "who do you like in the big game?"

I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.

I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.
by Steven Herraiz July 01, 2014
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chawed

the condition of a guy's dick after a prolonged, or particularly rough, blow job
Man, I shouldn't have done all that blow and gone to that sex club. My dick is all chawed now.
by Steven Herraiz October 04, 2014
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