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What you have if you're able to move, breathe, have consciousness, etc. It's about a total of 100 years filled with challenges, before you die. Most die before 100 though, but very few can survive longer (see Centenarian). It is a tough time when you can have so many challenges thrown at you. Failure to complete the below challenges might be caused by a neurological disorder, some other disease, disorder, or syndrome, or premature death. I'm guessing death is some sort of bonus with a prize afterwards (like heaven or afterlife, if you die in old age). If you're dead prematurely (like with suicide or another incident), you might just be reincarnated. I hope hell and eternal oblivion aren't real.
Succeeding at life 101
By age 2 , success is: Being able to walk and talk without help
By age 4, success is: Not having to wear diapers
By age 8, success is: Having friends
By age 12, success is: Contacting friends on your cell phone
By age 16, success is: Having a partner (girl/boyfriend)
By age 17, success is: Having a driver's license, having a job, and having your own money
By age 18, success is: Controlling your life, making own decisions
By age 19, success is: Living independently
By age 20, success is: Being able to have sex (can be reached before age 18 though)
By age 25, success is: Being involved in a career
By age 30, success is: Being married and having kids
By age 50, success is: Still being married and having kids
By age 52, success is: Still being involved in a career
By age 53, success is: Still being able to have sex
By age 60, success is: Still living independently
By age 63, success is: Still controlling your life, making own decisions
By age 65, success is: Still having a driver's license, having a job, and having your own money
By age 70, success is: Still having a partner
By age 74, success is: Still contacting friends on your cell phone
By age 75, success is: Still having friends
By age 80, success is: Still not being dead yet
By age 88, success is: Still not having to wear diapers
By age 92, success is: Still being able to walk and talk without help
By age 100, success is: STILL not being dead yet
By age 2 , success is: Being able to walk and talk without help
By age 4, success is: Not having to wear diapers
By age 8, success is: Having friends
By age 12, success is: Contacting friends on your cell phone
By age 16, success is: Having a partner (girl/boyfriend)
By age 17, success is: Having a driver's license, having a job, and having your own money
By age 18, success is: Controlling your life, making own decisions
By age 19, success is: Living independently
By age 20, success is: Being able to have sex (can be reached before age 18 though)
By age 25, success is: Being involved in a career
By age 30, success is: Being married and having kids
By age 50, success is: Still being married and having kids
By age 52, success is: Still being involved in a career
By age 53, success is: Still being able to have sex
By age 60, success is: Still living independently
By age 63, success is: Still controlling your life, making own decisions
By age 65, success is: Still having a driver's license, having a job, and having your own money
By age 70, success is: Still having a partner
By age 74, success is: Still contacting friends on your cell phone
By age 75, success is: Still having friends
By age 80, success is: Still not being dead yet
By age 88, success is: Still not having to wear diapers
By age 92, success is: Still being able to walk and talk without help
By age 100, success is: STILL not being dead yet
by Steve820 May 30, 2016
Get the Lifemug. What happens when you lack sufficient money. Minor forms are just an annoyance but extreme forms can cause hunger or premature death (like kids in Africa).
Types of poverty:
Pseudo-poverty: People like this make me mad- it's when you are living in a nice area or even own a house and all of your friends are rich or spoiled. But you are only middle-class or not as spoiled, and as a result complain or post on the internet that you are "poor" when instead you live in an area like southern Orange County CA.
Minor poverty: You struggle to afford casual things that all your middle-class (not rich/spoiled) friends have and usually live in an apartment that rents for less than $1500.
Moderate poverty: You need gov. assistance and live on food banks/food stamps. You likely are in a crime-ridden cheap area.
Severe poverty: You struggle to even eat or find a home. I don't think you would be able to access the internet and read this.
Absolute poverty: The stereotypical "kid in Africa". You're dead if you are at this level. Either major disease or starvation strikes you.
Types of poverty:
Pseudo-poverty: People like this make me mad- it's when you are living in a nice area or even own a house and all of your friends are rich or spoiled. But you are only middle-class or not as spoiled, and as a result complain or post on the internet that you are "poor" when instead you live in an area like southern Orange County CA.
Minor poverty: You struggle to afford casual things that all your middle-class (not rich/spoiled) friends have and usually live in an apartment that rents for less than $1500.
Moderate poverty: You need gov. assistance and live on food banks/food stamps. You likely are in a crime-ridden cheap area.
Severe poverty: You struggle to even eat or find a home. I don't think you would be able to access the internet and read this.
Absolute poverty: The stereotypical "kid in Africa". You're dead if you are at this level. Either major disease or starvation strikes you.
My family lives in minor poverty, but is at risk of being in "moderate". At least I'm not in severe or absolute poverty...
by Steve820 May 7, 2017
Get the povertymug. Someone who is extremely obsessed and addicted to taking selfies. They're usually found taking selfies like every 5 minutes (or less) either with themselves or with their friends, brothers, and sisters. They also have a very decorated background so they can take the most awesome-looking selfies possible. The selfie-addict can post all their selfies on Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, or other social media in an attempt for their selfies to get a whole bunch of likes and comments even though they're just doing it to say "look at me!" every single time. These guys are annoying and if you spot one in public, you probably won't go pass them without them saying "Hey, wanna take a fantastic selfie with me? It'll look awesome on Snapchat!!".
Jason posted brand new selfies every single minute on his Instagram, I had to un-follow him because of that! He's such a real selfie-addict!
A guy at my school named Tyler came up to me and said "Hey dude, let's take a selfie together? Shall we?! I've already taken selfies with about 20 other guys, and you're next!!" <-- another selfie-addicted guy
A guy at my school named Tyler came up to me and said "Hey dude, let's take a selfie together? Shall we?! I've already taken selfies with about 20 other guys, and you're next!!" <-- another selfie-addicted guy
by Steve820 April 29, 2014
Get the selfie-addictmug. Someone who comments or texts with an excessive amount of emojis. Typically, they are annoying girls.
by Steve820 May 21, 2016
Get the Emoji abusermug.