Definitions by Steve Nurse

onions 

A term created by Chuck Swirsky, "onions" is when a Toronto Raptor hits a clutch shot in b-ball.

Swirsky "Are you kidding me!? CB4! Onions baby, onions!"
Jack Armstrong "HELLO!"

onions by Steve Nurse November 25, 2007

Toilet Titties

A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.

"Yo Kris, your girlfriend has a sweet set of toilet titties. D-Money... light up!!!"

Toilet Titties by Steve Nurse February 9, 2006

Speed Dump 

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.

Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."

Speed Dump by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006