Steve Kaplan's definitions

fella

Perpetual friend to all women. Constantly talks about how close he gets to actually touching his female friends, but will never actually have sex

I can never tell her how much I'm in love with her. I'm such a fella!

by Steve Kaplan December 16, 2004

Bumfuzzled

Confused, bereft of knowledge about a particular thing.

Bobby Bowden is often bumfuzzled about his player's actual NAMES.

by Steve Kaplan December 16, 2004

ringus

sphincter, bunghole, bungus, asshole.

I would like to stick my pangus in her rignus.

by Steve Kaplan December 12, 2004

Goodday Time

Celebratory time of day, exultation and hilarity typically ensues.

Yo, I am bummed up in this bitch, I can' wait until it's Goodday time so I can get crunkalicious, imo.

by Steve Kaplan December 30, 2004