Definitions by Steve Cee.

mouldy sausage 

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.

mouldy sausage by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007

Spiff 

To shoot spunk over someones face.

Man 1. Steve is well a bit gay.
Man 2. Yeah, he loves to be spiffed over

Spiff by Steve Cee. July 22, 2006

nub chugger

One who has perfected the art of chugging nubs.

A cock sucker.

I had such a great nub chugging last night I had my bone on for 6 hours.

After a great nub chug I waxed off my meat for about 45 seconds.

Your mate Billy is a right nub chugger.

nub chugger by Steve Cee. May 11, 2006

chewy biscuit 

Poo.

Something covered in poo.

The result of having poo sex.

After a hefty bout of anal sex my cock was looking like a chewy biscuit.

chewy biscuit by Steve Cee. May 11, 2006

goatse 

The single most masturbated over image on the internet.

Beautiful.

That goatse get me so rock that when I fist my prostate I wanna spunk up my nuts through my pee pee hole.

goatse by Steve Cee. May 10, 2006