Block Buzzard

To drop someone off for a quick stop, where instead of parking, you just drive around the block.

"I'll block buzzard until she's through. She'll only be a few minutes."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Carmakazi

A person who is reckless, unpredictable, and loathed by all on the road.

"I gotta get away from this carmakazi before he causes a wreck."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Blinker Slinger

When two cars coming in opposite directions and both signal for the same parking spot.

"I beat him on the blinker slinger back there. It was totally my parking spot. I'm a quick draw blinker slinger."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Sun Dialing

To use shadows cast on buildings outside your office window to calculate when it’s time to put money in your meter.

“When that shadow crosses that window, through sun dialing, I'll know that I gotta go feed the meter.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Rabbit Hole

A parking spot or gap in city traffic only big enough for a Rabbit to use. It's invisible to people with bigger cars.

"I bet you 100 people drove by that Rabbit hole and didn't even see it."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Bumper Broadcasting

Letting the entire city know what schools you've gone to, what team you root for, what radio station you listen to and who you voted for with bumper stickers.

"What's with the bumper broadcasting? Nobody cares what mountain you drove to the top of."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Back Porched

Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.

"We drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006