Steve 's definitions

A.D.I.D.A.S.

after dinner i did a shit

like i ate dinner then went & had a shit

by steve March 22, 2003

catastrophise

To describe an event in a horrific, gruesome, and tragic way.

I tend to catastrophise when explain my thoughts of the war on terrorism.

by Steve May 13, 2005

infucktion

An infection, only contracted by fucking.
A sexually transmitted disease.

Man, I got a huge vaginal infucktion from my last boyfriend, what a dirty bastard.

by steve August 25, 2003

Horhay

A barbarian parody of the genre of science fantasy, created by Robert Lee Noogles. Horhay, the giant from northern Bavaria, wanders through the insane world of Toadsuck to find his destiny as King of Fools.

"Horhay's massive fist crashed down onto the dimunitive thief's pate, driving akelter his spine and fracturing his shaven skull."

by Steve March 15, 2004

broadband

Connection to The Internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512*kbps (kilobits per second), or more. Typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.

* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)

I've just upgraded my Internet connection to broadband

by Steve January 24, 2005

hippie

A pacifist who is often tormented by stupid stero-types as lazyness, being drug addled, and smelling.

Jesus was a Capricorn he ate organice food,
he believed in love and peace and never wore no shores, sandels, long hair, beard and a funky bunch of friends, reckon we would nail him up if he came down agian.

See Jesus Christ

by Steve January 25, 2004

Sorel

The fourth oldest town in Canada, Sorel is a small suburban town in Quebec, an hour's drive north east of Montreal.
Sorel was recently fused with its rival town, Tracy.

Sorel is a shitty town with over 95% of the population consisting of white francophone racists. Rearrange the letters in Sorel and you get the word loser.

(in french) "Hey man, I saw a black guy today!" "Wow! Really? Is it true what they say about their skin colour really being black?"

"I'm bored. Let's separate Quebec from Canada to spark years of controversy and hate from other Canadians."

by Steve August 30, 2004