New Zealand

A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).

Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.

Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.

You can't go to heaven until you've checked out New Zealand first.

by Steve May 07, 2003

Mome

1.noun A annoying person.A synonym for 'geek'or 'dork'.
2.vrb. To fail miserably


Derived from a charcater in the game Phantasy Star Online.

"You stupid mome!"
"Dude, I totally momed that test."

by Steve December 14, 2003

spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

by Steve February 13, 2004

bockified

Taking a simple thing and making it overly complicated. bocked

What the hell?!? You have totally bockified this document. Do you read a friggin's thesaurus at breakfast everyday?

by Steve June 05, 2003

buhzing

buhzing is retard lingo meaning boo yah.

dude, i got laid...BUHZING!

by Steve May 13, 2005

cornpump

ass,asshole,digestive tract

"check out the cornpump on that babe"..."hot foods will burn your cornpump"

by steve June 04, 2004

attagay

An expression of disdain for someones acomplishments, akin to "good job, meatneck!"

You did a great job on those reports Bill, attagay!

by steve January 16, 2004