Stephan Smolka's definitions

Orwellian Historian

Someone who erases the past to fit their vision of the present. From the George Orwell novel '1984'.

Why dwell on your sad childhood memories? Just have a orwellian historian take your unhappy pictures and home movies and have them destroyed. Then you block them out of your mind for good.

by Stephan Smolka January 12, 2009

Puppet Show

Incincere behaviour by a group or individual to abtain either status, approval or money.

Game shows on TV are quite a puppet show. Contestants and their families are encouraged to act outrageously to drum up ratings.

by Stephan Smolka March 23, 2007

Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

prostitute

Verbosely defined as someone who sells their own personal morals and/or values for the idea of money, not necessarily for sex.

At work I feel like I prostitute myself, having to agree with my boss, lest he fire my ass.

by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009

ah ha

When some says or does something really stupid and/or idiotic. Is said mockingly as in 'ah ha, ah ha' Used instead of 'asshole' when the word could get you banned for not being pc.

After all the stupidity I witnessed from the group, It was a release to mock them out loud by shouting "AH HA, AH HA !!!" At them.

by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009

financial erosion

The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.

Due to financial erosion, I opted to not maintain my property while I scrape up the cash to pay the property taxes.

by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009

perfection abuse

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.

With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009