The lamest rhetorical question in the English language. Requires the answer of 'Fine' no matter how you feel or why you are going to have a conversation. An exercise for the lips and tongue.
by Stephan Smolka January 18, 2009
There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
by Stephan Smolka September 05, 2009
The art and science of destroying freedom by allowing people to make bad decisions. Peripherating through society but not limited to legalization of drugs, college education for the unmotivated and home ownership for the financially irresponsible. The end result being martial law and bigger government as a solution to the problems it creates.
by Stephan Smolka January 09, 2009
What a fairy spotter she was. Watching that movie last night, she kept telling which actors were not real men.
by Stephan Smolka September 24, 2008
When some says or does something really stupid and/or idiotic. Is said mockingly as in 'ah ha, ah ha' Used instead of 'asshole' when the word could get you banned for not being pc.
After all the stupidity I witnessed from the group, It was a release to mock them out loud by shouting "AH HA, AH HA !!!" At them.
by Stephan Smolka September 26, 2008
Close relative to the professional celebrity you are famous because you are related(not quite) to someone famous.
The future(?) son-in-law of the former presidential candidate has become famous as a celebrity by proxy.
by Stephan Smolka November 26, 2009
Someone who erases the past to fit their vision of the present. From the George Orwell novel '1984'.
Why dwell on your sad childhood memories? Just have a orwellian historian take your unhappy pictures and home movies and have them destroyed. Then you block them out of your mind for good.
by Stephan Smolka September 24, 2008