Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.

Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"

by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009

Encephalophagus

Monster head. I big ugly head on a disproportioned body.

Charlie Brown comic strip characters come close to looking like encephalophaguses.

by Stephan Smolka November 05, 2008

Orwellian Historian

Someone who erases the past to fit their vision of the present. From the George Orwell novel '1984'.

Why dwell on your sad childhood memories? Just have a orwellian historian take your unhappy pictures and home movies and have them destroyed. Then you block them out of your mind for good.

by Stephan Smolka January 12, 2009

Doiy-doiy

Someone who tells you the obvious, but clams up when you need real information.

Watching the movie, me and my sister witnessed the stunt man jump out the window. She exclaimed,"The man jumped out the window!" I replied,'Doiy-doiy, tell me something I don't know!'

by Stephan Smolka February 27, 2009

needs no introduction

The lamest way to introduce someone. Then what are you doing this instant?

The Master of Ceremonies stated that his guest,"Needs no Introduction", but I was wondering why he was waisting his time?

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

radio nazi

A play on the 'soup nazi' on Seinfeld. What you are faced with when you try to speak to the host and don't phrase your question the proper way.

When it was my turn to speak, I asked the host, "How are you?" and in radio nazi fashion got booted off the air!

by Stephan Smolka December 12, 2009

How are you?

The lamest rhetorical question in the English language. Requires the answer of 'Fine' no matter how you feel or why you are going to have a conversation. An exercise for the lips and tongue.

I was dying of cancer and had to see my doctor. He asked me, "How are you?"

by Stephan Smolka January 17, 2009