Bob: desil please
Bar dog: whats that
Bob: its not syphoning red red desil through cat litter in a drain pipe to make white desil. Its lager and banana liqueur!
Bar dog: whats that
Bob: its not syphoning red red desil through cat litter in a drain pipe to make white desil. Its lager and banana liqueur!
by Step lupid May 27, 2023

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.
Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
by Step lupid July 11, 2023

by Step lupid April 23, 2021

by Step lupid May 27, 2023
