Step lupid's definitions

Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.

Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<

by Step lupid July 11, 2023

Brevvy

Refreshment ei spliff can of coke coke can of carlsberg coffee drug drink consumeable snack

Spit flos so heavy when they reach th end i make a brevvy

by Step lupid July 22, 2021

Smegut

A smeg head as in smeg, the curdled pre ejaculate under foreskin wot looks like goats cheese, someone who scratches their balls then wipes their face or picks their nose

Joey you gimpin smegut i think ile save you twos on the joint mabie threes

by Step lupid August 21, 2021

Splig

Momentarily jabbed

Ile splig you wit a rocket loaded lingo

by Step lupid June 29, 2021

Flafamdam

To knock em all out

Flafamdam deez tosties like no tomorrow

by Step lupid March 25, 2021

Standard peng

Chronic marijuana that meets expectations

Dench man yeh standard peng mmm dank

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

Barbie tampons

Filter tips for smoking

Got any barbie tampons

by Step lupid March 26, 2021