Step lupid's definitions

Tickety boo

Small bottle of WKD, vodka, top it up with orange juice.
It turns green.

Yo bar dog tickety boo!

by Step lupid May 27, 2023

Tip top

Vodka, lemonade, black current squash.

Bob: tip top
Bar dog: whats that
Bob: carmarthen special, you should know, they dont do it anywhere elce.

by Step lupid May 27, 2023

Desil

Half pint of lager, half pint of banana liqueur.
(East German skin head drink to get pissed quick)

Bob: desil please
Bar dog: whats that
Bob: its not syphoning red red desil through cat litter in a drain pipe to make white desil. Its lager and banana liqueur!

by Step lupid May 27, 2023

Barbecue wizard

Drinking challenge.
You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you.
Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot.
This challange is played over a barbecue.
When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.

We where doing the barbecue wizard last saturday and i was spilling the drink for the fun of it.

by Step lupid June 11, 2023

Rats brains

Vodka, orange juice, little bit of black current (for the blood), then bayleys to congeil it all.

Oright mate? I just got you a rats brains

by Step lupid June 11, 2023

Dust bowl

A dust bowl is like a wild west town or a ravine, anywhere with dust. Your dan le sac could be a dust bowl with little whirl winds; dusty area or part of town.

But my versian of a dust bowl is a brass knuckle uppercut. Aka Knuckle duster bowlers shot. Peace

This dudery lookin cnut came up to my musses with all this yap yap, so i dust bowled the freak n his teeth hit me in the forehead

by Step lupid June 28, 2023

Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.

Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<

by Step lupid July 11, 2023