Steeple Dave's definitions

dirty cupholder

A vile woman who rents herself out to anyone who comes her way. Like that of a cupholder in a public area that everyone has put their drink in.

Jenny has been running around town with every guy like a dirty cupholder.

by Steeple Dave April 29, 2014

glory fart

When an orgasm is so intense that all the gasses you have pent up in your ass come pouring out in a release of magnificent and noble flatulence.

I was stressing all day but when I blew a load in Jill I let out the most satisfying glory fart of all time.

by Steeple Dave March 12, 2016

Mobile mailbox

When you take a nasty ass shit in an elevator and deliver it to another floor.

Luke took a massive dookie in the elevator and sent the mobile mailbox to the lobby.

by Steeple Dave April 30, 2014

Slick Greaser

When a man puts so much lotion on when masterbating that when the load comes it blows lotion everywhere.

Spencer was whacking so hard with so much lotion that he threw a slick greaser.

by Steeple Dave May 2, 2014

Mobile mailbox

When you take a nasty ass shit in an elevator and deliver it to another floor.

Luke took a massive dookie in the elevator and sent the mobile mailbox to the lobby.

by Steeple Dave April 30, 2014

Axenima

When you spray an Axe can up your asshole in an attempt to clear your anal cavity of its atrocious smells.

After John had the worst diarrhea of his life, his roomates were forced to give him an Axenima.

by Steeple Dave May 1, 2014