Definitions by Steakface

Chowder 

verb: To accidentally poop a little into the pants, especially during or directly after ripping ass.

noun: The material resulting from a shart.

*person 1 rips loud ass*
person 2: "I say, that was rather sonorous. I hope you didn't chowder."
person 1: "Oh dear, it appears I have. Excuse me whilst I go clean this chowder from my undergarments."

Chowder by Steakface November 22, 2009

Michigan Duffle Coat 

The act of climbing onto someone's car hood on your hands and knees, inducing vomiting onto their windshield, and then wrapping the car in plastic wrap, thus sealing in the vomit.

It is traditional to stake-out the location to observe the recipients reaction from a safe distance.

Person 1: "Hey, Juan is at work right now, we should go bother him."

Person 2: "I have a better idea: let's give his car a Michigan Duffle Coat. He'll be so pissed!"

Michigan Duffle Coat by Steakface November 22, 2009

ninja-esque 

Having ninja-like appearance or abilities.

Leonardo: Are those guys... ninjas?
Michelangelo: "Well... they're certainly ninja-esque"

ninja-esque by Steakface October 31, 2009