Definitions by Steady Teddy
Explanswer
Johnny, I don’t understand how this incabulator works, can you Explanswer it for me? Yeah you dolt, it doesn’t exist.
Explanswer by Steady Teddy August 23, 2023
Penashkis
Randy has that burning sensation when he pees, he had to go to the doctor to get a swab. Randy told me that doctor just stuck that Q-tip all the way in his penashkis.
Penashkis by Steady Teddy August 8, 2023
Independent Journalist
Another name for someone who is unemployed and still lives at home in the basement with his mother. Usually has a criminal record, and is “working on a story”, the topic of which he/she doesn’t know and never gets published. They just like to cause problems.
Hey man, you are harassing, and arguing with these people, do you need some help? Nah man, I’m an independent journalist working on a story.
Independent Journalist by Steady Teddy March 17, 2023
TikTok Guilty
A nod to TikTok’s ridiculous and absurd “community guidelines”. When you haven’t done a single thing wrong but lame TikTok still bans you.
Dude the video I just posted got taken down and reported for minor safety violations, and to think that “how to install a new sink” was so controversial. Now I can’t post for the next month I’m TikTok guilty of this heinous crime.
TikTok Guilty by Steady Teddy March 27, 2022
Nooching
Nooching by Steady Teddy December 2, 2019