Similar to the houdini cheesecake except your mate runs out the closet and bums you. All gay men are called Darren hence the name of this rather cynical surprise act.
"Darren you twat, can't believe you tried the Houdini Darren Delight on me. It's a good thing you are a soft arse otherwise you may have overpowered and bummed me!"
by Ste Crayston March 03, 2007
Get the Houdini Darren Delightmug. Either -
a) Someone who ditches his mates early on a night is doing a back door boogie
b) A method of sneaking in clubs, thus avoiding paying the extortionate enterance fees, by kicking in the fire door and running straight into the middle of the dance floor so you cannot be spotted by the meathead bouncers.
a) Someone who ditches his mates early on a night is doing a back door boogie
b) A method of sneaking in clubs, thus avoiding paying the extortionate enterance fees, by kicking in the fire door and running straight into the middle of the dance floor so you cannot be spotted by the meathead bouncers.
"Dude i cannot be arsed paying £10 to get in here tonight"
"Fire door round the back, lets do a back door boogie"
"Fire door round the back, lets do a back door boogie"
by Ste Crayston June 23, 2006
Get the back door boogiemug. "Dude I did a double shift last night cos she was an awesome fuck"
"Hey thats my mum you're talking about dickhead"
"Hey thats my mum you're talking about dickhead"
by Ste Crayston November 02, 2006
Get the Double Shiftmug. During sex one must act the whole time like they are in an episode of Baywatch. Things to do in order to be effective at this include -
* Running in slow-mo to the bed
* Actually fucking in slow mo
* Stopping midsex for a muscle posedown with a mirror
* Demanding to be refered to as "The Hoff" during sex
* Oiling oneself before and after sex, and if possible during.
* Sticking your dick far up her ass, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.
* Come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer
* Running in slow-mo to the bed
* Actually fucking in slow mo
* Stopping midsex for a muscle posedown with a mirror
* Demanding to be refered to as "The Hoff" during sex
* Oiling oneself before and after sex, and if possible during.
* Sticking your dick far up her ass, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.
* Come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer
by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006
Get the Baywatch Fuckmug. by Ste Crayston March 13, 2007
Get the Rusty Bucketmug. Worse than a fuck up a wannabe fuck up goes out their way to draw attention to the "fact" that their life is sooooo bad. They tell you all their "problems" which are not really that bad and blame any failure or error on their part on their past. They make public displays of sadness or stupidity and want the world to know how "hard" they have it. They actually want to be victims when they are in reality probably not at all. Some film examples of wannabe fuck ups are Demi Moore in St Elmos Fire, Billy Crudup in Inventing the Abbotts and Clea DuVall in The Faculty.
by Ste Crayston November 03, 2006
Get the wannabe fuck upmug. "I was fucking your mum all night mate, after having a snowy valley i was just awake and couldn't stop pounding her"
by Ste Crayston November 02, 2006
Get the snowy valleymug.