Ste Crayston's definitions

Belgrano bitch

When a girl has had so many blokes she will end up being known as a Belgrano bitch because so many men have gone down on her

I've fucked your Mum but so has everybody, after all she is a Belgrano bitch.

by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006

Silver Wings

In the wings system these are awarded for having sex with a disabled person.

Got my silver wings last nite, i was hammered!

by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006

Baywatch Fuck

During sex one must act the whole time like they are in an episode of Baywatch. Things to do in order to be effective at this include -

* Running in slow-mo to the bed
* Actually fucking in slow mo
* Stopping midsex for a muscle posedown with a mirror
* Demanding to be refered to as "The Hoff" during sex
* Oiling oneself before and after sex, and if possible during.
* Sticking your dick far up her ass, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.
* Come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer

Had a baywatch fuck last nite, i just wanted to piss your mum off.

by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006

Bum Dribble Baby

When a guy has blown his load up a girls ass the spunk dribbles down to the girls pussy and then 9 months later a baby is born - the bum dribble baby is born!

"Dude face it you are a bum dribble baby"

by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006

Houdini Chocolate Surprise

Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with spinkles, in the girls face.

"Hey dude good job with the Houdini chocolate surprise last nite, your mum was well shocked."

by Ste Crayston June 20, 2006

back door boogie

Either -

a) Someone who ditches his mates early on a night is doing a back door boogie

b) A method of sneaking in clubs, thus avoiding paying the extortionate enterance fees, by kicking in the fire door and running straight into the middle of the dance floor so you cannot be spotted by the meathead bouncers.

"Dude i cannot be arsed paying £10 to get in here tonight"

"Fire door round the back, lets do a back door boogie"

by Ste Crayston June 23, 2006

Houdini Darren Delight

Similar to the houdini cheesecake except your mate runs out the closet and bums you. All gay men are called Darren hence the name of this rather cynical surprise act.

"Darren you twat, can't believe you tried the Houdini Darren Delight on me. It's a good thing you are a soft arse otherwise you may have overpowered and bummed me!"

by Ste Crayston March 3, 2007