Definitions by Ste Crayston
Fire one in her
"Guess what Dan I met your mum last night. Ended up taking her back to the supermarket toilets to fire one in her"
"No wonder she was walking funny Steve, I thought she had just been drinking again"
"No wonder she was walking funny Steve, I thought she had just been drinking again"
Fire one in her by Ste Crayston August 25, 2007
Pat Butchered
"Did you see Liddell vs Jackson last night?"
"Yeah, it was awesome watching Jackson get absolutely Pat Butchered by Chuck. Never laughed so much in my life!"
"Yeah, it was awesome watching Jackson get absolutely Pat Butchered by Chuck. Never laughed so much in my life!"
Pat Butchered by Ste Crayston June 2, 2007
banged the spine out her head
"Fuck me I'm knackered"
"How come?"
"I absolutely banged the spine out her head last night"
"who?"
"Your mum Dan, duh!"
"How come?"
"I absolutely banged the spine out her head last night"
"who?"
"Your mum Dan, duh!"
banged the spine out her head by Ste Crayston April 2, 2007
Houdini Marvel Omnibus
Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except this requires more people to burst into the room at the vital moment and do one of the following whilst preferable in appropriate fancy dress:
* Spiderman - do the spiderman to the girl, not forgettting the catchphase "Go web go!"
* Thor - Fling spunk on the lady off a hammer whilst proclaiming loudly "I am mighty Thor"
* Hulk - Give the girl a Houdini cheesecake and say "Puny Human"
* Thing - Same as the Hulk above except the catchphrase is "Its clobbering time"
* Wolverine - Flick spunk onto the lady from 3 fingers and growl loudly
* Daredevil - Backflip into the room and whip the girls ass with any form of whip/rope
* Captain America - Burst in and throw any shield shaped object at the lady before singing the USA national anthem with your hand on your heart
For this to be valid there must be a minimum of 3 characters that take part.
* Spiderman - do the spiderman to the girl, not forgettting the catchphase "Go web go!"
* Thor - Fling spunk on the lady off a hammer whilst proclaiming loudly "I am mighty Thor"
* Hulk - Give the girl a Houdini cheesecake and say "Puny Human"
* Thing - Same as the Hulk above except the catchphrase is "Its clobbering time"
* Wolverine - Flick spunk onto the lady from 3 fingers and growl loudly
* Daredevil - Backflip into the room and whip the girls ass with any form of whip/rope
* Captain America - Burst in and throw any shield shaped object at the lady before singing the USA national anthem with your hand on your heart
For this to be valid there must be a minimum of 3 characters that take part.
"Lads, that Houdini Marvel Omnibus stunt last nite was class, Dan's mum totally didn't expect it!"
"Yeah good job. I just need to get this green paint off. Next time someone else can be The Hulk"
"Yeah good job. I just need to get this green paint off. Next time someone else can be The Hulk"
Houdini Marvel Omnibus by Ste Crayston March 28, 2007
Rusty Bucket
Rusty Bucket by Ste Crayston March 13, 2007
Houdini Darren Delight
Similar to the houdini cheesecake except your mate runs out the closet and bums you. All gay men are called Darren hence the name of this rather cynical surprise act.
"Darren you twat, can't believe you tried the Houdini Darren Delight on me. It's a good thing you are a soft arse otherwise you may have overpowered and bummed me!"
Houdini Darren Delight by Ste Crayston March 3, 2007
Merlin's beard
When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.
"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"
"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"
"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"
Merlin's beard by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006