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Definitions by Static Shadow

Scientologeist 

A compound word derived from Scientology and the German word "geist" (similar to zeitgeist). Scientologeist can be an umbrella metaphor for the hive mind and cult-like mentality of Scientologists.

More specifically, the Scientologiest is a secret division of Scientology bent on the dissolution of all anti-Scientology memes on the internet. They are responsible for the removal of content on Youtube and other media hosts, and other infamous acts. Some fringe groups believe they also exercise subliminal mind-control and other acts of a conspiratorial nature.
Anonymous212 - "Where did you find that, it isn't on the episode list for that channel!"
Anonymous419 - "Conspiracies! It must have been removed by the Scientologeist!"

necroflatulence 

Gas so horribly rancid it could animate the dead.
Steve's necroflatulence cleared not only the room, but also the graveyard next door.