necroflatulence

Gas so horribly rancid it could animate the dead.

Steve's necroflatulence cleared not only the room, but also the graveyard next door.

by Static Shadow April 14, 2009

Neuroflatulence

A sudden (and often expected) demonstration of complete ineptitude by an athlete at a critical moment in a game.

Brett Favre has chronic Neuroflatulence, which causes him to throw interceptions at the most critical moments in a game.

This was most recently demonstrated when he threw an interception in the closing seconds of the the 2010 NFC Championship against New Orleans. This prevented Minnesota from kicking a potential game winning field goal.

by HOMEYSIMPSON January 25, 2010