Definitions by Starving Artist246

Duckitis 

Is best described as a sudden and severe case of amnesia leading you to duck the person or people you owe money to.

Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get your job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money and don’t develop severe case duckitis.

Duckitis by Starving Artist246 October 21, 2021

Bumpumentary 

Are a series of photos and or videos documenting your new arrival. Photos and or videos of your baby bump.

Jessamine’s baby album has a few ultrasound photos and several bumpumentary photos of her two moonbeams.

Bumpumentary by Starving Artist246 October 20, 2021

Cooking Date 

A great way if you don’t have a lot of money or your budget doesn’t allow you to do things on a grand scale for your date. A cooking date makes you more creative when upping your romance game. Its cooking with seduction mixed in. Basically making your cooking game hot and sexy. Kissing and nibbling in the kitchen whether it’s on the back of the neck or on the lips. All done while chopping, cutting, stirring , rinsing, straining or
tasting food can lead to touching which can ultimately lead to another kind of cooking.

I had a date with Tangi last night.

So how did your cooking date go?

It didn’t because not everyone you meet is cooking date material or worthy.

Cooking Date by Starving Artist246 October 16, 2021

Bargain Basement Becky 

That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available.

1. Wife
2. Girlfriend

3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits

5. Sidepiece

6. Smash

7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky

I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight.

You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.

Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.

Bargain Basement Becky by Starving Artist246 October 8, 2021

Direct talk 

Is straight up with no chaser real talk that leaves no room for any confusion.

I’m a firm believer in direct talk don’t time for beatin around bush.

Direct talk by Starving Artist246 October 6, 2021

Indirect talk 

An indecipherable coded language used to confuse and distract you from whatever is going on.

My cousin was able to hit me up for money again.

Doesn’t he still owe you money from the last time he borrowed money from you.

Yeah that’s what happens when you’re skilled in indirect talk you get got.

Indirect talk by Starving Artist246 October 6, 2021

Direct talk 

Is the opposite of indirect talk because the language is clear and decipherable where you know exactly what they want.

I told my students during a lecture I should teach a class in direct talk so they stop coming to me with their indirect talk.

Direct talk by Starving Artist246 September 23, 2021