Definitions by Stan Key Bousi

tuna curtains 

When he needs to peal the crust off of your pussy flaps and it smells like straight tuna.

"Baby you might have to see a doctor."
"Why?"
"You got tuna curtains."

tuna curtains by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

Gobro 

The bro who you bring when you gotta GO.

"Yo, Jimothy really got me fucked UP"
"Bro you should bring your gobro"
"Radical plan dude"

Gobro by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

Jimothy 

That Jimmy thicc big boi you gotta bring when you got them phat staccs to spend with the bois.

"Yo Jimothy is coming tonight."
"Jimothy?
"Mhmm, he got them timmy thicc jimmies."

Jimothy by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

The Great Dying 

Another way of saying the Permian-Triassic mass extinction.

Alternatively, that moment when you hit 56 and your pussy lets out a slight "gasp" signaling it's last fight as you head into menopause.

"In class we learned about The Great Dying."
"Which one?"

The Great Dying by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

Cantaloupe 

That phatt headd

Alternatively, those jugs that makes you wanna stick your face right in them

Example 1:
"Oo baby, when I get home you best believe I finna licc that phine phat cantaloupe of yours right till it can't give no juice no more."

Example 2
"I saw Jamina yesterday"
"The one with the coconuts?"
"No, the one with them cantaloupes"
"YUSSSSS"

Cantaloupe by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020