Definitions by Stan Grytviken
Mansfield Technical College
Educational establishment run under the auspices of the Nottinghamshire Education Authority
Neither English grammar, syntax, and semiotics, nor philology "trouble the scorer" as regards to the syllabus or the lecturers.
Neither English grammar, syntax, and semiotics, nor philology "trouble the scorer" as regards to the syllabus or the lecturers.
Mansfield Technical College by Stan Grytviken April 12, 2003
Nottinghamshire Education Authority
QANGO responsible for the overseeing of education of tinies in the County of Nottinghamshire. Includes remit for Mansfield Technical College
As part of the "new educationalist" thinking which blighted the UK in the 60s and 70s, adheres to the premise it is not necessary to teach grammar.
As part of the "new educationalist" thinking which blighted the UK in the 60s and 70s, adheres to the premise it is not necessary to teach grammar.
Nottinghamshire Education Authority by Stan Grytviken April 12, 2003
Darloid
Supporter of Darlington Football Club
Darlo + "oid"
Used derogatorily by the "chimp-chokers" (q.v.) and subsequently adopted as badge of pride by Darloids themselves
Darlo + "oid"
Used derogatorily by the "chimp-chokers" (q.v.) and subsequently adopted as badge of pride by Darloids themselves
Darloid by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
fretwank
(v)"To play the air guitar."
(Taken from the movement of the left hand up and down the imaginary frets of a non-existent electric guitar)
(Taken from the movement of the left hand up and down the imaginary frets of a non-existent electric guitar)
"You can always recognize the spotty teenage Status Quo herberts, by their inability to refrain from 'fretwanking' the second "Caroline" is played on the juke-box."
fretwank by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
Chimp-Choker
Supporter of Hartlepool Utd. Football Club and / or denizen of the Borough of Hartlepool.
(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)
(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)
I say, you there, you supporer of Hartlepool United, I aver that you are indeed a "Chimp-choking bastard".
Chimp-Choker by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
clown trousers
clown trousers by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
Cabinet Gnome
Robin Cook
(until his resignation as Leader of the House)
Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair
(until his resignation as Leader of the House)
Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair
Cabinet Gnome by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003