Stan Grytviken's definitions

Christ On A Fucking Bike

Christ on a Bike, but in Spades.

(But only used as an epithet of outrage and frustration)

"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)

"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Chimp-Choker

Supporter of Hartlepool Utd. Football Club and / or denizen of the Borough of Hartlepool.

(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)

I say, you there, you supporer of Hartlepool United, I aver that you are indeed a "Chimp-choking bastard".

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

spannered

(adj)
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.

"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Nottinghamshire Education Authority

QANGO responsible for the overseeing of education of tinies in the County of Nottinghamshire. Includes remit for Mansfield Technical College

As part of the "new educationalist" thinking which blighted the UK in the 60s and 70s, adheres to the premise it is not necessary to teach grammar.

by Stan Grytviken April 12, 2003

Mansfield Technical College

Educational establishment run under the auspices of the Nottinghamshire Education Authority

Neither English grammar, syntax, and semiotics, nor philology "trouble the scorer" as regards to the syllabus or the lecturers.

by Stan Grytviken April 12, 2003

In Spades

(Adj) The same. But more so.

At a higher level.

"You were a bit spannered last night, weren't you?"

"In Spades, mate. In Spades"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Darloid

Supporter of Darlington Football Club

Darlo + "oid"

Used derogatorily by the "chimp-chokers" (q.v.) and subsequently adopted as badge of pride by Darloids themselves

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003