Definitions by St Dudley the V

scranadam

the opposite of ramadan, where u eat everything u want and see

i am on scranadam today

scranadam by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

scrab

a proper gigantic shit the size of a rugby ball that anlarges your anal cavity by 200% this stings so much it feels like someones just done a wet one in your left atrium

i just had a huge scrab

scrab by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

knob jockey 

when someone is being a right tosser

last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey

knob jockey by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

shart 

the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)

My mum walked in on me when i sharted!

shart by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022